Suburban Soccer Moms


Liner Notes:Written just days before performing it live at Fuel Bar in Overland Park, KS, this is the story of what goes on at suburban youth soccer tournaments in our area.

just another friday night
under the stadium lights
full moon up above
as the wind starts to blow

lining up along the sidelines
goin’ over all the guidelines
then a sparkle from a 3-carat stone
and a shiny rhinestone-covered iPhone

so please, please, don't get me wrong
‘cause I got me one at home and she's the f#$%' bomb

suburban soccer moms, what you do to me
that sense of style, like moms gone wild with a Gucci philosophy
10-seat SUV, a little heavy on the gas
$200 jeans, all that stitching on the ass

got a purse built for two
made from alligator
hand-cut glass, solid gold
Ray-Ban aviators

half caf, no foam
soy latte please
extra hot, extra shot
and beans that are Balinese

so please, please, don't get me wrong
‘cause I got me one at home and she's the f#$%' bomb

suburban soccer moms, what you do to me
that sense of style, like moms gone wild with a Gucci philosophy
10-seat SUV, a little heavy on the gas
$200 jeans, all that stitching on the ass

suburban soccer moms, lookin’ so risque
screamin’ from the sidelines, with mug full of chardonnay
girls’ night out, at the bar, thinks she’s lookin’ hot
an hour later she’s on the table, another kamikaze shot