I Wanna Be Like Crowie


Liner Notes:An ode to one of our favorite World Champions, Craig "Crowie" Alexander! Cheers mate!

He was born in Sydney back in 1973
Never dreaming of the champion that he turned out to be
Shared an alma mater with Malcom and Angus Young
In AC/DC fashion, a true rockstar he’d become

Can't you see, I wanna be that fast
Between you and me, I'm tired of dead ass last
I think you’ll see, when it's you that's just been passed
The difference in our speed is sadly way to freaking vast

Did his first triathlon in 1994
Knew he had the talent, future looked secure
Tried his luck at the half, always sticking to the plan
Then he went to Kona, now he’s an Ironman

Can't you see, I wanna be that fast
Between you and me, I'm tired of dead ass last
I think you’ll see, when it's you that's just been passed
The difference in our speed is sadly way to freaking vast

Three times in Kona he was crowned for all the world to see
Two more titles, two more crowns at the 70.3
He even won on our favorite island of Phuket
In between massages in a place you won’t forget

Can't you see, I wanna be that fast
Between you and me, I'm tired of dead ass last
I think you’ll see, when it's you that's just been passed
The difference in our speed is sadly way to freaking vast