Please, Please Santa


Liner Notes:The holiday season approaches and cycling equipment-envy grows; how will you get that new bike, wheelset, or power tap for Christmas when she says that it's time for new furniture or appliances? Call upon the mighty bearded one, of course.

Holiday season is here
Stockings hung, eggnog and cheer
I’m dreaming of a flashy new bike
But my wife saw a dining room set she'd like

I want something with Dura Ace
She wants oak veneer and a pedestal base
I think she’s sealed my fate
‘Cause all she talks about is seating for eight

Carbon frame, power tap
Maybe a disc wheel in the back

Please, please Santa
Can you help me, help me get a new bike? (Can you help me, help me get a new bike?)
I’m not askin’ for much but, I’m sick and tired of ridin’ this old tryke
Please, please Santa

She likes classic lines and a pearl inlay
I want a sleek saddle and a solid seat stay
She says matching hutch and a comfy chair
How 'bout an aero fork with a bit of flair?

Lightweight breaks and a carbon crank
Hand-carved top from a solid plank
What’s a guy supposed to do
When she’s looking at chairs made from bamboo?

Carbon frame, power tap
Maybe a disc wheel in the back

Please, please Santa
Can you help me, help me get a new bike? (Can you help me, help me get a new bike?)
I’m not askin’ for much but, I’m sick and tired of ridin’ this old tryke
Please, please Santa

The holiday budget, it is tapped
All of the kids gifts are wrapped
I gotta keep my baby happy
But my bike, it sure is crappy

Please, please Santa
Can you help me, help me get a new bike? (Can you help me, help me get a new bike?)
I’m not askin’ for much but, I’m sick and tired of ridin’ this old tryke
Please, please Santa (Oh please, please please Santa)
Please, please Santa (Oh please, please please Santa)
Please, please Santa (Oh please, please please Santa)