Money Can Only Buy So Much Speed


Liner Notes:This goes out to all our friends who buy the latest cutting edge bikes, clothing, and accessories in the endless pursuit of speed. It's the motor not the chassis!

I’m not the fastest swimmer
But I can hold my own
I’m not the fastest runner
But then that’s widely known

I’m not the fastest biker
Nobody calls me Flash
But from what I see on the course
That’s easily fixed with cash

Four pound frame, red double tap
SRS crankset, 909 in the back
Ceramic bearings, full carbon weave
Money can only buy so much speed

Head on over to the bike shop
Check out the latest carbon frame
Few hours later and a maxed-out Visa
Maybe now I can into the game

Fresh shaved legs, carbon shoes
Wattage meter strapped on tight
Take the price tag off my helmet and think,
Man, I’m an awesome sight

Four pound frame, red double tap
SRS crankset, 909 in the back
Ceramic bearings, full carbon weave
Money can only buy so much speed

30 gram saddle, pretty classy
Don’t you know, it’s the motor, not the chassis
Latest aero helmet, lookin’ like E.T.
Money can only buy so much speed