They Call Him Buddha

Liner Notes:This one goes out to our good friend Jason who somehow manages to brew some of the best beer in Kansas City while simultaneously winning races locally and around the country. Rumor has it that his nickname was earned as a result of his seasonal beer belly (otherwise known as his beer muscle). But make no mistake, even when the beer belly is in season he'll still leave you far behind on the race course.

they call him Buddha
so fast he’s gonna school ya
they call him Buddha
faster than a barracuda
 
like a shark in water the boy can swim fast
take it to the bank cause he’s gonna kick your a$$
flash on the bike he’s grindin’ big gears
he’s also got skills when he’s brewin’ tasty beers
 
porters and ales and stouts and wheat
to beat him on the course you’re gonna have to cheat
don’t be fooled cause he’s got a little gut
when it comes to race day you’re gonna get f$#ked
 
they call him Buddha
so fast he’s gonna school ya
they call him Buddha
faster than a barracuda
 
you can call him Jason you can call him daddy
until you kick his a$$ you can’t call him fatty
he’ll beat you on the swim he’ll beat you on the bike
better push it on the run or take a f#$kin’ hike
 
he’ll leave you far behind and make you want to quit
give it all you got ‘cause he don’t take no sissy sh$t
he’s got a big heart an even bigger smile
but when he eats those onion rings don't be within a mile
 
they call him Buddha
so fast he’s gonna school ya
they call him Buddha
faster than a barracuda
 
looks like Buddha but he’s not the bodhisattva