Slowtwitch Shuffle

Liner Notes: When news of our songs hit Slowtwitch, presumably the largest cycling/triathlon forum on the web, several users commented that we should write a song about all the people that spend so much time surfing the forum on Slowtwitch. And so that's what we did...later that evening. Alas, Slowtwitch Shuffle was born and is dedicated to our "fans" and all of the people who spend countless hours perusing the forums on Slowtwitch.

it’s after midnight, should be in bed
but I’m waiting on an answer from a guy called CarbonTed
is he online or is he late?
I don’t see his avatar so I guess I’ll have to wait

Slowtwich Shuffle
does he go by Tom or Russell?
I know you just wanna scoff
but I just can’t turn the laptop off

Slowtwich Shuffle
think I got carpal tunnel
two million posts on there
and I’m sinking into disrepair

hey there’s Kona78, whinin' 'bout his frameset weight
GT's talkin' power taps, Fix is running 40 laps
OneTime wonders how to shed, two pounds from his middle spread
Sherpa posts and says, "hey y'all, come and do my race next Fall!"

Slowtwich Shuffle
does he go by Tom or Russell?
I know you just wanna scoff
but I just can’t turn the laptop off

Slowtwich Shuffle
think I got carpal tunnel
two million posts on there
and I’m sinking into disrepair

3:00 am no new posts to read
how will I get that extra speed?
should I just log off for a while?
we all know that's just not my style!

Slowtwich Shuffle
does he go by Tom or Russell?
I know that you just wanna scoff
but I just can’t turn the laptop off

Slowtwich Shuffle
think I got carpal tunnel
two million posts on there
and I’m sinking into disrepair