Sandbagger
Liner Notes:To all our friends who "never train" and then show up on race day only to leave us in the dust. We now know that when they say that they're "working late" they are mostly likely at the track doing speed intervals.
I saw him training, just the other day
he looked at me and he said, "boy I'm gonna make you pay!"
said, "I've been training, like a crazy fool"
what the hell, it's been six month since I've seen a pool
sandbagger sandbagger look at you swim
somebody looks like they're living at the gym
sandbagger sandbagger look at you swim
you'll tear the other racers limb by skinny limb
on his trainer he spins, spins fours each day
I offer pizza and beer, he won't be led astray
on the track he runs, 400 in one fifteen
all the while my face is starting to turn green
sandbagger sandbagger look at you bike
just the other day you could barely ride a trike
sandbagger sandbagger look at you bike
if they can't keep up tell them to take a hike
sandbagger sandbagger look at you run
focus on the course, quit looking at her buns
sandbagger sandbagger look at you run
with a stride like that, you just can't be outrun
sandbagger sandbagger look at you win
now we all know just where the hell you've been