Aero Envy
Liner Notes:Another one dedicated to our aerodynamically-clad fellow competitors. Aero Envy is a common phenomenon among cyclists and triathletes and no warnings from us will do much to help you avoid the possible side effects of this illness.
he came up fast from the rear
gleaming carbon chock full of gear
shiny helmet to slice the wind
a disc wheel, arms & legs trimmed
he went by fast with a smile
a thumbs up, said ‘see you in a while’
head back down, spinnin’ strong
quarter mile and he was gone
why can’t I ride on one of those
this bike and outfit really blows
I just wanna be that cool
and stop, stop gettin’ schooled
aero envy (aero envy)
why’s this piece o’ crap bike so heavy
I get my tail kicked all the time
aero envy (aero envy)
clock’s still tickin and my tank’s on empty
might be slow but I still got time
second loop, repeat the first
another past, eyes full of thirst
hammer hard on carbon shoes
as he yells, ‘you’re my boy blue!’
cabon bars complete the look
aero form out of a book
off he goes into the sun
maybe I’ll see him on the run
I wanna be as smooth as all of them
and not a tool like Eminem
but I just don’t have a prayer
of bringing home the freaking hardware
aero envy (aero envy)
why’s this piece o’ crap bike so heavy
I get my tail kicked all the time
aero envy (aero envy)
clock’s still tickin and my tank’s on empty
I might be slow but I still got time
bridge
aero envy (aero envy)
clock’s still tickin and my tank’s on empty
I might be slow but I still got time
aero envy
aero envy