Not Tonight Honey (I've Got a 20-Miler in the Morning)


Liner Notes:We're still not sure if this was ever actually uttered, but it was thrown out as a song idea one morning during a particularly long training run by an un-named team mate. His subsequent training run and race performance makes us wonder...

not tonight honey, I've got a 20 miler in the morning
got my tights, bodyglide and gu, sorry didn’t give you any warning
if you shave your legs, would you shave mine
I love that negligee, but whoa look at the time
not tonight honey, I got a 20 miler in the morning

not tonight honey, I gotta meet the guys bright and early
we’re gonna run some fartleks and try to hold our miles to 7:30s
please don't get me wrong
I know you hate this dumbass song
but not tonight honey, I gotta meet the guys bright and early

I don’t know, what time I’ll be home (I'll be home)
a long run, some coffee, maybe a scone (maybe a scone)
but you know that I just can’t delay
‘cause baby I gotta get to Kona some day

please don't get me wrong
I know you hate this dumbass song
but not tonight honey, I got a 20 miler in the morning

not tonight honey, I've got a 20 miler in the morning
my shoes and water packed, I promise not to wake you with my snoring
If you don't mind, I'd love a glass of wine
maybe a massage, don't make me sleep in the garage
but not tonight honey, I got a 20 miler in the morning

please don't get me wrong
I know you hate this dumbass song
but not tonight honey, I got a 20 miler in the morning